U-God's Resume #57, "The Glock"

--Official Stats--
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Song: "The Glock"(Hidden Track)
Producer: RZA
Album: Iron Flag
Release Date: December 18, 2001

Greetings intrepid readers. I know what you're thinking: "WHAT IN THE HECK ARE WE DOING BACK AT IRON FLAG? WE REVIEWED ALL THE U-GOD SONGS OFF OF THAT ALBUM." At one point I agreed with you. I thought we reviewed all of U's tracks off of this shit. But then some amazing reader caught our mistake: we forgot this track. So now we're cleaning up our mess (it turns out we've forgot a lot, so we'll be playing some clean up later, frowny face).

How did this happen? Well, first of all this is a hidden track, so it isn't listed on the rear cover of the album. See:

It should be listed right after the song "Iron Flag". But it isn't there - and on my CD "The Glock" is on the same track as Iron Flag. So I heard "Iron Flag" start, realized that U wasn't on it, and skipped to the next shit.

NOW, there is another BETTER REASON that we overlooked this shit. For me, I wiped it from our memory because it is the worst. I must have intentionally forgot about it because I hate to hear it so much. When this shit was on spin in my car I worked near Perth Amboy in New Jersey (right across the bridge from Staten Island). I remember driving around and listening to this album a lot because it was the only way I could smoke. Anyway, I also remember ALWAYS SKIPPING THIS SONG WITHOUT EXCEPTION. I like the song Iron Flag, and when the first shit note of this song plays, my finger was already pressing skip. Done.

PERTH AMBOY SHIT!

See if you like it. But you'll have to listen to "Iron Flag" first since it's all on the same track. Don't worry though, "Iron Flag" is good:"Iron Flag / The Glock (hidden track)"



What a good song, right? I mean "Iron Flag" is good not "The Glock" ... that one is shit. Fucking Masta Killa - such a good verse (on "Iron Flag"), you can always count on that guy. Plus Deck! SHHHIIIIITTTT!!!!! "I can't believe you on the canvas, I'm just throwing jabs". HOT SHIT!!! Plus  a dope beat, scratching, and a good sample. I would say the boys still have it except that the next song starts.

As for The Glock I'm not even going to try to post the lyrics to this shit even though U is on there a lot. U has the chorus over a slow mess of a beat. I'll publish that, I guess. Enjoy.

Yo, yo [clears throat]
Yo - GOOD THING WE BROUGHT THE GLOCK
It's a block party, niggaz just bust shots
Pssh - GOOD THING WE BROUGHT THE GLOCK
Thought you had props, with yo' gangsta bop
- GOOD THING WE BROUGHT THE GLOCK
Meet me on the Hill or the Ave. hilltop
Pssh - GOOD THING WE BROUGHT THE GLOCK
You like what you see, my shiny-ass rock
- GOOD THING WE BROUGHT THE GLOCK

I don't want to hear that "brought the glock" line ever again. It's like a joke. As for the rapping? It's good. Ghost is first and gets what they're trying to do and lays out a nice verse. He understands, it's no fucking wonder he's made a name for himself outside of the clan. RZA is next and phones it in. Is it me or does almost every RZA verse sound the same, with the same words each time only sometimes organized differently?

Then U comes in with MORE BULLSHIT. Talkin about people being "'bout it, 'bout it". Please. Fuck that mess.

Then Masta Killa comes in and kills it, before Rae delivers a decent verse as well.

So in the end we have a shit garbage trash landfill beat with an irritating loop. We have four good verses with Ghost winning for staying on topic, but Masta Killa comes close. Then we have the worst part of the track: the chorus, which is U's contribution. FUCK THAT MESS. FUCK A HIDDEN TRACK.
 

IN CONCLUSION: "Iron Flag" with no U-God = good. "The Glock" = gutter garbage.

Iron Flag Score 8/10
The Glock Score: 1/10

U-God’s Score: 2/10

Impact on Rep (+,-,=): None


Next Week: Since we had to backtrack on Iron Flag, the next song will be the bonus track "The W". Whatever.

About this series: “U-God’s Resume" is a series of posts which looks at each line of U-God’s entire career to determine if his status as ‘wack’ is justified (as labeled by internet morons). I think it is not. U-God is dope. We'll prove it. Leave it to the Tort Team.

U-God's Resume #12: "Severe Punishment"

--Official Stats--
Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
Song: "Severe Punishment"
Album: Wu-Tang Forever
Release Date: June 3, 1997

Here we go (Exclusive - Exclusive -Exclusive)! Let's get started with the behemoth known as "Wu-Tang Forever"...and checking out U-God's contribution to it (amazing grammar)!

Severe Punishment marks U-God's first appearance on the Wu-Tang Clan's second (and highly anticipated) album "Wu-Tang Forever". He appears on eleven tracks in some form on the album and was much better represented this time around than he was on the Wu's inaugural release (where he didn't really do shit). However, things aren't all gravy for our boy, he is the last member of the clan to drop a verse on Forever...seven tracks in! Method Man already had four appearances by this point and Cappadonna had one! U-God was last. But even so, U was heavily featured this time (he and Deck even had solo cuts on the album). Here's the breakdown:

Also, if you don't know, this album was a huge deal.  In fact, when this album came out I worked with a guy who didn't listen to rap at all, but he picked up this album based on the extreme hype that surrounded it. What was his final review of the whole album? "Duh, it was bad except for that song where they say that they're going to cut off your arm"! Fast-forward to now, and wait a minute: that's this song! Co-workers! We all have them unless we are unemployed, then we have sympathizers (those are worse). While I disagree with that ex-co-worker because I think this album is pretty good, I do agree that the arm-cutting song is good! Let's check it out:

"Severe Punishment"


This track appears about half way through the first disc and features GZA, Masta Killa, RZA, Raekwon, and U-God (of course). U-God set's it off...

Yo, yeah, yo, yo
Yo, yeah
Check these high hats sting things moving through the rubbish
Party robust, rec room style for you brothers
Time's ticking, eruptments conduct
Entering one funk before the drum dry up
Dial, style, jab vocab slow
Alphabet run, construction voice might blow
Tap dance swelling Hemingway novel model
For a breather, dirty reefer hide your bottle
Cut down, come with something that's round and profound
Blood brothers people of colors we get down
Watch this fly, force feed things being said
Nine Diagram acid black evil red left his
mic half a dangle, seriouser man
My mic clapper def wish, everlasting plan
heavenly God body, know me as the cleaner
Night champion, old villain style seem a
kiss of spider, to God saga why bother
Godfather talk drama, fly swatters

So how is it? Well, the Kung-Fu sample is fantastic. The Wu can indeed rap hard enough to sever your arm. The beat is a bit cleaner than RZA productions we've heard up to this point, but it's still rugged and raw. U-god's verse is fine. GZA follows him and murders him. Then we have Rae being Rae and just giving the worst verse. Then RZA delivers the best verse, but I think that Rae and RZA get their rankings based on their ability to handle the beat with their flow and energy instead of the quality of their lyrics. Masta Killa ends the song on a nothing special tip. I guess U ends up somewhere in the middle of the pack here.  But shit, once again his verse is meaningless. I mean, am I missing something here? Sure he's saying a lot of cool shit, but what's his point? Whatever.


You know as I listen to this song and it approaches the end I get an uncontrollable urge to press the skip button and move on to the next track (Older Gods), not because I dislike this track, but becasue I can't wait for the next beat. Rock on?

Track Score: 9/10

U-God’s Score: 8/10

Impact on Rep (+,-,=): Improves

Next Week: "Wu-Tang Forever" and U-God hit slightly higher notes with "A Better Tomorrow"

A Seriouser Man

About this series: “U-God’s Resume" is a series of posts which looks at each line of U-God’s entire career to determine if his status as ‘wack’ is justified (as labeled by internet morons). I think it is not. U-God is dope. We'll prove it. Leave it to the Tort Team.

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