French Montana: "I'm So Wavy (remix)"

Macaroni! It’s ya boy. You remember? Hollywood Furgie. DJ Diver. Grease! See you.

Yo! WE GOTTA SKIP THE INTRO AND GET RIGHT TO THE LYRICS:

“Fifty dollar T’s, Fifty dollar briefs,

five-hundred dollar jeans, thousand dollar sneaks,

 and I’m so wavy (I’m so wavy)…girls go crazy”

FRENCH MONTANA DID THAT SHIT AGAIN. He’s got the whole world screaming “wavy”! Ha! Look, I took my grand kids to the nursing home to sing Christmas Carols to my sister (who as severe dementia), and she was screaming “wavy” during the concert. They had to taze her to calm her down. Right during "Deck The Halls". She shut up, but she also started vomiting blood and scared the kids. True story.

Okay, I’ve left you in suspense long enough, check out “I’m So Wavy (Remix)” Featuring Max B , Hollywood Fergie & Dyber, from the French Montana “Mac & Cheese 2” Appetizer Album Mixtape (don’t act like you haven’t already heard this shit).





So crap. Thousand dollar sneaks, huh? Let’s see what kind of sneakers $1,000 can buy you.

Wow.

I’m impressed.

Great buy

Yeaaaaaaaaaah! So wavy…

Hundred dollar lipstick? So luxury. Listen, if your lady is talking about $100 lipstick, run. You can do better. You can do better than this track too; just listen to my grand kids singing Christmas songs.

That second verse is completely indecipherable. Not legit. What is he even talking about? Getting bigger than the moon? Girls? People coming to kill? Soda? What? What? I have no idea. It sound s like he woke up, and started rapping while he was stretching. And the beat is just so overwhelming. Fuuuccckkk!

The third verse is a str8 shit verse with some Ice Cube callbacks, and it’s also a disaster. This song is a mess.

I'M SO WAVY REMIX SCORE 0/10

Oh, and don't think I didn't see that wack ass cover. I'll get to that later.

Now, let me show what wavy really is, only with a talented lyricist.

“I’M SO WAVY…HOMIE NO YACHT /

NO BIG PIMPIN’ ON MY BLOCK”



Thank god for the Game. That's wavy. Also:

"I see you downloadin' my swag, camel face.
Blueprint 3 gonna sell more cigarettes then it do records, ni--a.
Now I know why the taxes went up on tobacco, motherfucker.
Heard about your little fight backstage with Kanye, too.
I got a million dollars sayin that Kanye knock that n----- the fuck out.
Just tryin' to make good music is all he tryin' to do.
Shit. What you fuckin' with 'Ye for? D.O.A. n----, please...."

And on and on and on....

I'M SO WAVY (by Game) SCORE 8/10

#NP Dope Cuts 2

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Welcome back! It's round 2 of #NP DOPE CUTS. IT'S TKO TIME...ON YOU! KAPLOW.


Okay, so I pretty much stopped the whole Twitter #NP nonsense because I want people to actually hear good hip hop and not just see some tweet flash past on their timeline or whatever. You know that you never read those and neither do I. Nobody clicks on the links. So here is a collection of the best hip hop that I've heard over the last few weeks that I want to share. There is just so much bad music out there that I had to do something. You know, make a difference. Hope. So check these out...the tracks aren't new, or ranked, or written up, they're just incredibly dope (and should be written up at some point)...



Most of Twitter


LET'S GO...

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"Fall Back: AK-47 Coming Soon"

A-Y

We featured A-Y last month with his amazing song "Fall Back" (a.k.a. what I kept spinning while ya'll had "Otis" on repeat), this time we're endorsing the whole preview tape. It's dope, especially check "Potent", "Haiku" (incredible change up), "Therapy", "Fatigue", shoooooot the whole thing....

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"Ghetto Children"

Rasheed Chapell

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"Manny Pacquiao"

Fashawn

Fashawn - Manny Pacquiao by Hypetrak

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"Got Away: The EP"

The Accomplices

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"Almighty Jose"

Vast Aire (feat. Karniege)

Vast Aire- Almighty Jose (Feat. Karniege) by Dont.Sleepppp

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"Eyes of the Future"

Open

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"Let It Be"

Ras Beats (feat. Masta Ace)

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"California Dream"

Game

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LIFE IS GOOD. BLAP BLAP.

Stay tuned for next month's Dope Cuts 3.

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#NP HONORABLE MENTIONS

(The following tracks are good, but not classics, we can't recommend a purchase,

but we would recommend a listen.)

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"B Boy Stance"

Beanie Sigel

The track is good but it runs long by about three minutes.

Beanie Sigel -B Boy Shit Clean by TheHumbleBeez

  

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"Slime Father"

N.O.R.E. (feat. Cory Gunz)

This track follows in the tradition of CNN and N.O.R.E.
in that the beat is insane but the lyrical content is lacking.

N.O.R.E. featuring Cory Gunz - Slime Father by Hypetrak

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We Got Something New: Game "Born In The Trap"

So the West Coast no longer gets the respect that it used to pull. That's because you are all idiots. There is plenty of high quality hip hop coming out of the whole west and we have at least a few heavy hitters that maintain the West Coast crown. One of the heaviest of heavy hitters is Game, who consistently murders everything he touches with his top notch skill and ability to name drop everyone ever.

So this is his new collaboration with the king of hip hop DJ Premier. Needless to say it's dope. One of the best producers working with one of the best MCs. What more do you want?

Hulkshare.com The Game - Born In The Trap.mp3

 

Score: 9/10