Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Yo! Check Out My Necklace: Skool Boy

Yo! Check Out My Necklace: Skool Boy
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Remember how we all LOLed about Rick Ross' necklace of his own face, because that really is a great thing. It's the best thing. Simply beautiful. So I wondered what other kinds of chains people are rocking.  What other magic is out there?  Well, it didn't take me long to find this:

To get the fruity taste he's gotta trick Fred!
Amazing!  First of all, that's Skool Boy! Second, who the hell is Skool Boy? Third, that necklace is the best.

So Skool Boy is a rapper from ATL, he came up with the Rich Kids (you remember that track My Partna Dem, right? Just classic ATL!) and has made a name for himself as a solo artist. Swag Community! Anyway, Skool Boy likes cereal and you didn't know that chains like this existed.  Now, I'm pretty sure that this isn't made from precocious stones (it looks like glitter and Elmer's), but still, that's a lot of work. But it's all worth it in the end.  "Actual size cereal box chains" are definitely the next "my own face chain".  Let's take a look:


And a closer look:

A purrrfect match! (worst joke)
He even added those nutrition flags at the top of the box. Skool Boy really knows how to do this kind of thing.



So is it actually a box?  Does it have the nutrition information jeweled out on the side? So many questions.  But we know this for sure: Skool Boy may not have Rick Ross beat on chains (you can't beat your own face), but he has him beat on quantity (4 at least) and size (huge).  So.....great job to Skool Boy and the whole Rich Boys Crew!

Who da hell is dem? Man, dats ma partna dem.
ALERT: WACK! Accept no substitutes!

 ALSO HONORABLE MENTION (also from Skool Boy): Clock chain with matching backpack. 


So, keep your eyes on Skool Boy if you like extreme necklaces! And you do, because, who doesn't?

Necklace Score:10/10 (Fruity Pebbles Cereal Box)
Necklace Score:10/10 (Frosted Flakes Cereal Box)
Necklace Score:10/10 (Crunch Berries Cereal Box)
Necklace Score:10/10 (Rice Krispies Cereal Box)
Necklace Score: 10/10 (Clock with matching backpack)

2 comments:

  1. i think its a real cereal box with glass beads around it thats why it looks exactly like the real box

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  2. That seems right. But what's IN the box? Does he keep cereal in it (in case of an emergency)? That's the real question for our generation.

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