Monday, October 24, 2011

Yo! Check Out My Shirts: Mistah F.A.B.

We all know and love Mistah F.A.B., and we all love what he stands for (his name literally stands for: Money Is Something To Always Have — FaEva Afta Bread). For those of you who don't know, our friend Mistah F.A.B. is an Oakland based rapper who's been in the game for a long time. He's a founder of the Hyphy movement (so, definitely a big shot) and wrote the book on how a driver should jump out of a moving vehicle to dance. It's just a typical thing:

Pull up, hop out, all in one motion
dancing on the hood, while the car still rollin'.
Stuntin', shinin', flamboastin'
on one high, off that potion.
Windows down, feet out of it,
damn that boy high, he out of it.
Thizzin' t grettin, and gridin
ice in his mouf, you know he big timin'.
Chevys, Buicks, Regals, and Ribbys tho
first i seen ghost ride, was critty bo
goin' dumb, party like ditty do.
Mistah F.A.B. I'm the prince of the city, hoe.
Ghost ride, ghost ride.

GET OUT THE WAY! Let casper drive!
Ghost ride, go crazy,
who that drivin? Patrick Swayze!

Those lyrics are just nuts right? By the way, that song is to the Ghostbusters beat and if you don't like that you've got to be some kind of hater or Taliban. One more thing, FAB and his crew roll a short school bus for the video which is just genius. Genius! And also: holy shit! Kids today, right? Parent's just don't understand. I just don't understand! Okay, so FAB's career is a lot of that, and that's fine. I hope he keeps doing his thing and making all the money in California. Buy his albums you filthy haters and play them inside your car as it rolls down the street basically out of control.

But that's not the point of this post. I want to focus on one thing, Mistah F.A.B.'s brilliant T-Shirts. If this guy is a genius of Hyphy (he is), then he is going to get the nobel prize for t-shirts. I mean:

Yep, Casper in the Short Bus!

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's his own face on his t-shirt, and both are reppin' their chain.

Who's that shirt? Baaaayyy Biiizzzzz!!!!
The Yellow Bus Ridah
He's just taking T-Shirts to the next level, something you're not doing at all. So get off the computer and hit the Air Brush stop at the Mall.

Mistah F.A.B. Shirt Score: 10/10

Jin can't even make eye contact with the shirt. I love this picture.

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