All of the staff of this blog want to make sure that we're giving mad respect to the legend Biz Markie. If you ain't know, let me introduce you. This is genius on so many levels. Consider yourself schooled:
Let's face it, yesterday was a disaster. You remember yesterday, right? When we tried to transcribe the lyrics to 1st of tha Month by Bone Thugs N Harmony? You know. Well, we weren't happy with that post and a lot of us felt that since we published grossly inaccurate lyrics, we were doing a disservice to everyone everywhere. So today we are RECTIFING the situation. We're doing the transcription thing again, but this time we're going FULL WIKILEAKS! We're blocking out any text that we're not 100% sure about.
For example. The groups name is "Bone Thugs-N-Harmony" but since I would call them Thugs IN Harmony, I would have to black box it. Like this:
Bone Thugs IN Harmony
It's like a GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT. #WORDUP #FreedomofInformationAct
So, let's do this again...once again with the radio edit and Tre! So fun...
"1st of ███ Month"
by
Bone Thugs ██ Harmony
[Chorus]
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
It’s the first of the mooooooonth.
So, get up. Get up. Get up.
So, cash your checks and come ooooooon.
(repeat x4)
[Verse 1]
Heeeeey!
Today ██I think it’s a wonderful daaaaaay
And I won’t ██████████████
Cuz it’s the first of the moooonth
And now we smoking choking
Rollin █████
And sipping on █████ ██████
Thugginnnn’, comme comme
We got ███ ████ █████ ████ ████ ██████
██ ███ ████ we riiiiide
████ ████ to ███
East Ninety-niine
I get with my partner to get me some ███ ██
██████ █████ ██
That’s what you ████
We got █████ to get ██████ Fiend for the green leave
Give it up for the first to ████
Better lay low
Cuz the ███ ███ creep ███ ███ ███ ██
█████ ██ ██get away
██████ toss that yayo keep your bank roll
Yeeaaahh
We havin’ a ceeeleeeebrationn
Love to stay hiii
███ ███ ██████ ████
When it’s time to grind
I’m down for mine
Criiime after criiiime
████ ███ █████ ██ ███ ███ Cuz ████ got a ████ ██ the grill
████ ███ █████ ██████ ██ Runnin thru the alley in ██ ██ █ ████ Hop ██ the █████ ██████████
████ ███ from
January, Novemebr, December
I’m lovin’ the first of the █████
[Chorus x4]
[Verse 3]
It’s the first of the ███Gotta grind gotta get mine In the hood that I claim And I slang on the double nine (nine) Gotta find them ████ ████████ █ █████ ███ █ thug get love, whuz up████ ███ thug on my corner█████ be a goner Saint Claire thugs don’t like that And sellin them dummies, makin that money Come back automatic slug crack From the first to the fifteenth █████ ██ ██ █████ ██████ ███ █ █████████ gotta come up put it all in a ███ █████ █ get blowed ██ da corner stow grab a ████ ███ start a ████ ██ ███████ ███████ ██ ██████ ███ added to the stassh Gotta watch my backseeeeat Play hataz be out to rob me, foools But never no shorts or no losses Dumpin keepin these ███████ up off meee See, could’ve ████ ██ whole block Spend a couple bills Thugs burn a lotta green on the first
[Chorus x2]
[Verse 4]
Wakin' up ██ ████████ up ██████ in the mornin'███████ and I'm gone in lightweight ███ Chug-a-lug-a Take a ████ to the dome█████ ██ ████ ██ █████ (███ ███ ██████ █████)
so i'm gettin ██ hustle on Hop on the phone Callin up Crazy Bone██████ ██, did ya ███ Check Coome? "She put me doowwnn"
███ ██████ ███ ███ ███ █████ ████ You know lets get drunk And I'm comin with ████ █ ██ ██ ███ ███ ████ ███ █████ ███ ██ █████ Oh God how I love when the first come around now ██ ████ █ ████ ██ ████ ██████ town cuz see the first get celebrated████ to the block cuz i want to get faded████ ██ ███, cuz ██ ██████ ██ hair braided Heavy off ██ ██ this game████ to the first just call me that ███ ████ them ████ on the east to the west coast makin that money all accross the world maaanee Saint Claire Trues and I know their working laate toonight but they gotta make a livin so I ask the lord to keep my homeboys allright ███ ██ ███ ██ ███ █████ all about making more on the first get a ████ but don't flip ██ █ ███ fo the ███████ poetic hustlaz and the graveyard shift on the fiiiirst
[Chorus x8]
IN CONCLUSION: WOW! What a ████ idea for a post. I'm sure Bone fans everywhere are ██████. They are probably ████ in their ████! GROSS! And their mom? She's a ████, and she ██████ ██ ████ in her ████████ ██████. ███! That is so disgusting. Your mom is disgusting. █████ #SoNasty #BTNH4EVR.
