Monday, April 16, 2012
Check the Bio, Son: Chilly Chill
Welcome back to our official biography series where we take a look at the official internet biography of someone from the hip hop world. Today we are looking at West Coaster Chilly Chill from Ice Cube's legendary production house. Let's see what he has to say about himself!
Artist: Chilly Chill
Subject: Official Internet Biography
Date: February 20, 2012
Eh. Not much to say about that. We'll just say that the site looks pretty new and a bio will be coming soon! #Salute. I guess we'll have to look for clues as to when this site was brought to life.
Well, I don't see a date, so let's move along and see what else Chilly Chill is up to...Oh! Here is a survey!
Boy. Did you ever go for a hike and after a few feet you wish you hadn't? That is how I'm feeling right now. I wish I hadn't opened this can of rap. Holy S! This survey was open for SIX YEARS AND ONLY GOT 31 VOTES! BUT AT LEAST THE REVIEWS ARE SPLIT BETWEEN CLASSIC AND DOPE! You know that at least one of those votes came from Chilly Chill himself. That is just sad. So we have no bio and a depressing survey. Wow. And the site may have been around for like six years.
Well, there isn't much else to look at or review. So...uh, go spend some money on Chilly Chill's work, it's the least you could do. Give him some feedback. And Chilly Chill: don't be discouraged by whatever is going on with the Internet. It's a brutal lady that we all must endure...keep at it and finish that Bio!
BIO SCORE: BIO SCORE GOES HERE.