Wednesday, November 28, 2012

U-God's Resume #70, "Booty Drop"

--Official Stats--
Artists: The Hillside Scramblers
Song: "Booty Drop"
Producer: Homocide
Album: UGODZ-ILLA Presents The Hillside Scramblers
Release Date: March 16, 2004

Listen. Last time I reviewed something off of this album I declared that I will no longer be giving a score to the songs because they are all terrible to the point of getting an automatic "0". Now, I'm a reasonable high school student. I take a balance of classes some gym, some art, you know, whatever. And until I read the title of this track I was going to take that reasonable approach and back off of that "no score" stance. Then I saw it: "BOOTY DROP"....and the shit was over. There is no way in hell this is going to be a good track. Some rappers are good at that booty drop fuckery, some rappers stink at it. U-God stinks at it. Shit stinks.

So that's where were're starting this review. With a bad smell and an automatic zero. No points. Puntos Nada. Shit, nada de nada. THAT MUCHO NADA. Vamos a conseguirlo...

"Booty Drop"

HAHAHAH! This is a Leatha Face SOLO. Garbage. Beat is junk. Rhymes is junk. Hook is junk.
IN CONCLUSION: Autumn Rae (who is featured on this track) can do better than this. I have no idea who you are but I hope you escaped the clutches of the Scramblers and got a real job working at a Fairway Market (non flooded).

Track Score:
U-God’s Score:
Impact on Rep (+,-,=): Stained

Next Week: More Scramblers...I'm sure it will be awful.
About this series: “U-God’s Resume" is a series of posts which looks at each line of U-God’s entire career to determine if his status as ‘wack’ is justified (as labeled by internet morons). I think it is not. U-God is dope. We'll prove it. Leave it to the Tort Team.

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