U-God's Resume #76, "Gang of Gangstas"

--Official Stats--
Artists: The Hillside Scramblers
Song: "Gang of Gangstas"
Producer: Leatha Face
Album: UGODZ-ILLA Presents The Hillside Scramblers
Release Date: March 16, 2004

GET ON YOUR SHIP
   GRAB THE RUDDER
      THIS SONG HERE IS
         ANOTHER DUD...er
GET TO COURT
   CHECK THE EVIDENCE
      THIS SONG HERE IS
         SOMETHING SOMETHING

I've lost all interest in this series. How many ways can I introduce a song which is full of slack rappers that nobody cares about? HOW? ANSWER ME.

HO-LEE SHIT. How many songs are left on this nightmare album? FOUR. So that'll take me about a year to get through (seemingly). Wait, actually there are five if you count this one that I haven't heard yet. That's way too many. This song has way more Scramblers than usual: Black Ice, Desert Eagle, INF-Black, Frank Banger, U-God, Leatha Face, Ja-Mal. Are they all scramblers? Frank Banger! Fuck this groups obsession with banging everything. Bang this and bang that. Now a dude is named Bang. FUCK BANG ME.

Anyway. I bet this song will be really long will all these slackers (and Desert Eagle) trying to shine. I hope not. Maybe it will be short....

And do I have to make a joke about the stupidest fucking song name in the universe? NO. I was trying to think of something that is similar to that title, but I can't. Student body of students? Fishery of fish? I call BULLSHIT on THIS TITLE.

HRERE IS THE SONG AND YES I AM MISSPELLING SHIT AND LEAVING IT BECAUS I AM TYPING FAST AND ONE FINGER IS ON "SHIFT" AND I WANT TO GET THIS OVERWITH SO I AM NOT GOING BACK TO CORRECT ANYTHING AT ALL. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO....(IS THAT A WORD? ALL CAPS! FUN).*
*That was way longer than I intended.


"Gang of Gangstas"



Well boys, the chorus is super basic (repeating "Gang of Gangstas") and includes the Scramblers favorite thing on Earth: banging. In this case they are banging steel. Sure. Fine.

The beat is okay with little bursts of embarassing bullshit, but the song is so long you'll get used to it after six minutes.

I'm not going to sort out who is spitting what verse, becasue frankly I don't care. Of course I'll call out the worst rapping and any references to banging. Let's see....

First Verse: Boring. Slump your baby mama. Awkward flow.
Second Verse: Boring. Seems to rap for a long time.
Third Verse: Jump off reference to big, uh, male parts. Boring. Something about "swallowing your best"
Fourth Verse: Crap flow. Rip the pockets off the denim. Dumb.
Fifth Verse: U-GOD! The best one so far. Best flow so far! We might have a champ! But I still will never listen to this crud again.
Sixth Verse: I didn't really pay attention because I was bored.
Seventh Verse: Is this a girl or a kid? Legit question. The flow and rhymes are shitty like what a kid would come up with, but the voice sounds like a girl. They should have cut this verse for real. In fact, they should have cut all the verses. And the beat, cut that too. Six minutes of silence. That would have been better.

IN CONCLUSION: Only a hundred weeks left of this Nightmare on Elm Street.

Track Score: 0/10

U-God’s Score: 0/10

Impact on Rep (+,-,=): None (nobody heard this)


Next Week: U-God and Autumn Rae reunite! BOOO!!!!

About this series: “U-God’s Resume" is a series of posts which looks at each line of U-God’s entire career to determine if his status as ‘wack’ is justified (as labeled by internet morons). I think it is not. U-God is dope. We'll prove it. Leave it to the Tort Team.